Thursday, March 31, 2011

I'm not a dog hater, I swear

Elle Woods’ post about getting a puppy…coupled with an interesting hiking adventure I had this week has inspired my post today.

This is a public service announcement for ALL DOG/PET OWNERS:


If you are going to own an animal, please train it. Do not let it jump on people. Or lick their faces. And be cognizant of the fact that not everyone is OK with getting furry white hair all over their freshly washed clothes. It is not “cute” and we are not bad people for not wanting to be mauled by your poorly behaved animal. Your dog is the equivalent of a child, so please don’t let it run around like a bat-shit crazy kid. That’s right your dog that doesn’t listen is the same as the eight year old kid in the grocery store screaming and throwing a tantrum on the floor. Not everyone loves dogs and it’s because of owners like you.

For all those lovely considerate pet owners out there. THANK YOU for having the decency to understand the common courtesy of training a dog to behave.

Big shout out to Mrs. Two Buck Chuck for being one of the good pet owners…I love you and your dog for this reason. And Elle…don’t worry, I think you will be an awesome pet owner!!! This is in no way directed toward you…unless you are the bad kind of pet owner…and then I might have to de-friend you…or at least avoid your dog. :)


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