Once upon a time I used to be the kind of girl who could make rash decisions on a dime. Since my break up with the fiancé, that little spontaneous bitch has been rearing her over-zealous head and has been costing me a lot of money. Hence my new car, Michal Kors watch and last minute ticket to see Chelsea Handler in Atlanta this weekend.
On top of forgetting my toothbrush and my sanity, I also forgot my Chelsea ticket. (Thank you iphone for being able to pull my ticket up on my phone!) The problem with getting in, is that I blacked out for over half the show. I remember most of Brad and Heather, but it was a blur from there. I couldn’t tell you ONE SINGLE joke Chelsea said. NOTHING. Damn white wine.
To my defense, it was hot as BALLS outside and I hadn’t eaten since 2 o’clock that day. I was SO BLACK OUT that I PUKED about 15 times on the way home. I DO APOLOGIZE for Mrs. 2buckchucks cuz that had to babysit my adult dumbass!! I spent the rest of the night passed out on the bathroom floor. Holy hangover that one caused! Applause for being a big 'ol dummy that can't hold their alcohol!!!!!!!!
Saturday I watched Insidious – have you seen that movie? Part of me was scared to move, but I DID find myself laughing QUITE A BIT during that film. It was just a bit RIDICULOUS at times. You’ll just have to watch it to understand the comedy. I followed that move with Red Riding Hood and no words are necessary for why I enjoyed that movie:
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