Bachelor Pad

Am I crazy for watching this nonsense?  100%.  Do I think I could find something better to do with my time?  Absolutely.  Will I continue to indulge in this guilty pleasure?  You betcha.

Let me lay out my thoughts so far:

1.)    I hated Vienna on her season, grew to love her and now am back to hating her again and here is why:

a.       She’s a cunty bitch (first and foremost)

b.      Her hair looks like T-TOTAL shit and she doesn’t seem to care (HELLO! YOU’RE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION!)

c.       Her clothes are stupid (did you get that at Rue 21?)

d.      She makes dumb facial expressions

e.      She says “guard and protect my heart” entirely too much

f.        She’s a manipulative, mean, fame-whore

Vienna

I guess I could go on and on – but I won’t.

2.)    I LOVED Jake on his season and on Jillian’s ( and btw I LOVE Jillian and would scissor her to sleep every night – but that’s neither here nor there) and then HATED HIM at about the same time I thought I liked Vienna (for some reason).  He kind of came off as an asshole – but now I’m back on the Jake train (CALL ME!)

Jake

3.)    Holly looks like she’s an UBER BITCH.  I didn’t watch her season, but she comes off as complete biyatch. 

Those are my thoughts for now – I’ll let you know how I feel next week. Couldn't Jillian have come back to the Bachelor house?!!!

Jillian