Booty Call Rules

Some people mistakenly think that booty calls don’t have rules.  I’m here to tell you differently.  Booty calls are most definitely more complicated than relationships.  There is a strict guideline that one must follow to be in a successful simply sexual relationship.  Here are the basics:

1.)    You must leave immediately following the act or asap the next morning.  There should be no breakfast, no conversation and no further planning.

2.)    You must only converse between the hours of 10pm – 3am.  

3.)    You must use CONDOMS.   This is not a serious relationship that sometimes excuses their use.  

4.)    You CAN NOT make plans to see each other later.  It MUST be a spur of the moment decision.  

5.)    There should be no cuddling.  Whatsoever.  

To everyone reading - let me know if I left off any other important Booty Call Rules!  We surely don’t want ANYTHING left out as this is definitely an entry in the Single Girls BIBLE!