Was I shot in the vagina and didn’t realize it? Fella’s – this post is about Flow who visits every month, so stop reading now if you get grossed out easy.
I have been bleeding now for 16 days. 16!!! I want to reach inside my body and punch my girly parts in the face and tell them to DO SOMETHING WITH THEIR LIVES! Are my girl parts depressed? Bored? Have nothing better to do besides make me soil my undies on a regular basis? Does my insides think it’s funny to see me go broke because of tampons? They prefer my granny/period panties to my sexy regular ones? I HATE MY BODY!
My body has NEVER reacted right to birth control. Before bc, I was the most regular person I knew. Every 30 days, for 5 days I would have a period, and only 3 of those days actually counted. I knew exactly how many tampons I would need and how long I’d be out of commission. That was the life.
Now, my body HATES bc so much that it literally is trying to pay me back. I’ve had HORRIBLE things happen to my body on birth control – but I’ll spare you the icky details unless you REALLY want to know.
I am SO READY to be regular again that I would stick money into my vagina if my uterus would except the bribe.
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