Once upon a time, boy met girl... they fell in love... got married... and the bride kicked a cop in the cockadoodle, um, on her wedding day...
So the story goes a little like this... some uninvited guests were bumpin' and grindin' with the bride causing the groom to get just a little PISSED. In true wedding day fashion, a fight broke out - of course, and the po'po' were called to the scene.
Let's pause for a chuckle.
So what do the police do? Pepper spray the guests... DUH! Do the (I'm assuming SOBER) guests take that well - hahahaha what do you think?
More fighting happens and the bride realizes her perfect day has gone to the shitter. She kicks a cop in his hoo-ha and gets taken to jail. No tossing of the bouquet for her!
There is a happy ending though... she got out of the tank so she was able to spend her wedding night with her husband. I'm sure it was very romantic.
WTF!
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