This is a What the F$*& Were You Thinking post that will most certainly offend certain people. But it is something that annoys the shadoobie out of me.
THIS is THE reason muffin top became a name. It’s the reason the thong craze started. AND it’s the reason you look 20 lbs heavier than you actually are because you are determined to wear what you wore in high school.
Ladies. Or gentlemen if you wish. DO NOT DO THIS.
Because if you do. I will be there with a resoundingly LOUD WTF?!?!?!?!?!
Because dude, you are not 18, throw out that 5-7-9 shirt and go to Ann Taylor, I mean seriously. And buy a medium… please for the sake of all man kind, and your hoo - ha. Because trust this. No dude is trying to tap something that looks like 15 pounds of potatoes in a 5 pound sack. TRUST. Unless he looks this......
And then I think he would not only tap that but make a skin suit out of you afterwards. Good luck.
** And yes as a disclaimer. Most of these pictures were found on http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/. And have no fear no camel toes were injured in the writing of this post. **
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