After readying a blog by slappyintheface on "In the Powder Room", it got me thinking – why do men become so complacent after being in a monogamous relationship? How far into the relationship do you get before they get like this?
Sometimes men think with their PPs – there is no doubt. (In all fairness, we ladies think with our Vuh-Gees from time to time too – but that’s a blog for a different day!) In the beginning of a relationship, men like to court you, wow you, turn you on. The first time you spend the night with them, there is quite a bit of back rubbing, neck kissing, thigh grazing movements going on in that bed. The PP has its sparkly hat on. It’s thinking about how to impress you the most in order to get you to let it… well… you know.
This goes on for quite some time in the relationship. You find yourself getting caught up in sexy moments at random times. The PP puts on its sparkly hat in the middle of the kitchen and the next thing you know you’re on top of a counter and your dinner is burned to a crisp.
At what point in the relationship does the PP’s sparkly hat become sparkless? It’s shiny, pretty, glittery hat is now looks more like a dingy old baseball cap. Now, instead of a soft caress on the small of the back, it’s a random walk-by boob grab. They might as well shout “HONK” when they give it a squeeze! So UN sexy!
Humping me while I cook you dinner is NOT the same thing as giving me soft kisses on the neck or slowly untying my apron. It’s in FACT the opposite. Sitting on the couch with your beergut hanging over your boxers while you watch ESPN and pick the lint out of your bellybutton and say “hey – why don’t you come sit on this?” is NOT AT ALL the same way you used to court me in the beginning!!
Where did the back rubs go? The hands through my hair? The kisses all over my body? The MAKE-OUT SESSIONS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD?! Why does the PP hate its sparkly hat now?!
Lucky for me, I broke up with my fiancé and no longer have to deal with that dull old hat. However, I have a lot of friends that do. I’m looking forward to the start of a new sexy-time relationship where the guy actually has to TRY to have sex with me because he is UNSURE if I’m a reliable piece of ass yet. Ahh… that will be nice.
Please leave comments fellow bloggers and blog readers and let me know what you think! At what point did your man stop trying? How can you get them to TRY HARDER (no pun intended)! <3 <3 <3
This is because men have the "conquer" attitude. Once they accomplish something ie woo you over, they are complete and look for a new challenge. Its in their DNA. Can they work on it and be better men ABSOLUTELY, but as the wife or girlfriend playing hard to get sometimes will inpsire that attitude to "re-conquer"
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ReplyDeleteMaybe next time I'm in a long term relationship I'll put superglue on my thighs so they REALLY have to work ;) hahah!
ReplyDeleteGreat post! I told my husband that I wanted to go back to the days when he didn't feel comfortable farting and burping around me ... and he said "well we had sex every day back then too". I didn't say anything else.
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