Potterific

Today on WTF WEDNESDAY I’m wishing hardcore for some of that potion those youngins in Harry Potter like to poke around with.  You know what I’m talking about – they mix a little bit of someone’s hair with some nasty tasting potion and POOF they’re temporarily transformed into someone else.

My life is bananas and I can’t half stand it anymore.  I can’t remember the last time that the bell rang at 5 o’clock and I actually WENT HOME after work.  Every single day from now ‘til doomsday I have stuff planned.  My poor dog has to wait all evening on me every day!  I can’t work out, I can’t eat right, I can’t BREATHE because there is TOO MUCH ON MY PLATE!

Not to mention, I have deadlines looming at every corner.  I honestly don’t know when I’m expected to get this sh*t done.  I’m probably going to have an emotional breakdown soon – I can feel it coming.  I need help, and a dabble here and there won’t do.  I need someone to physically take some stuff off my plate and simply handle it for me. 

I’ve gotta decide who I would like to turn into though if I got my hands on that potion.  I’m thinking Kim Kardashian might be fun.  Sure, she’s busy too – but I wouldn’t mind making a couple million dollars for simply being beautiful and fabulous.   I could use those millions to pay someone to help me out in this SUPER STRESSED LIFE where being beautiful and fabulous gets you NO WHERE!  In fact, the only place I’m getting to is the NUT HOUSE!

 Any takers on being of assistance to me – please let me know!  In the meantime, I’ll be here at my desk – ripping my hair out and trying my best not to tare my own eyes out of my head.