OOO Britney how I love you....Let me count the ways

As we all know I have an unholy obsession with the Divine Ms. Britney Spears.  Tonight is my second time attending her Femme Fatale Tour (this time with Ms. Elle Woods)........I just have to gush why I love her so much, and how no matter what putting her cassette tapes in my boom box always make me feel good!
1.) She is a dirty bitch
2.) She has always stayed true to her fan base and musical styles
3.) Her Music Videos are EPIC
4.) She is unashamely girly and southern
5.) Her music always makes you wanna dance (she ain't got time for a CD full of drippy ballads like that trash box Christina Agulawhore)
6.) After all that she has been through, she still gets on the road and gives her fans a fantastic show!!!

XOXO