Monday, September 12, 2011

Name Games

As one of the many single girl rules to live by, this one is a rule you’ve probably practiced many, many times.  The rule is simple: until a man gets “husbanded”, he doesn’t get a name.

This is not cruel, or degrading.  It is simply a way us single ladies distinguish this weeks boyfriend from last weeks.  We tend to forget names and all the “Matts” and “Justins” and “Jasons” run together and easily get confused.

It is SO MUCH easier to remember “the guy with the lifted jeep” or “the baseball player” or “the guy with the tattoos.” 

We are likely to call you boys a number of things that range out of your most common descriptor.  For example, If my friends know about a guy I met in Canada, chances are their name becomes “Canada”.  If they know about a guy who gives good massages, he may very well be called “magic hands.”  If, in fact, you have a nice ass, we might call you “man tail.” 

Don’t take it personal, boys -  I’m sure you do the same thing to us. =) 


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