TOO OLD to be this DUMB

I have realized why 25 year olds aren’t supposed to get black out on the weekends.

We make stupid decisions.  JUST AS STUPID as the decisions we made when we were 21, however, now we’re too old to hang like we did back in the day.  WE ALSO have accumulated a MASS AMOUNT of ex boyfriends to drunk dial.  Remember how many ex’s we had on speed dial for drunken nights in our younger 20’s?  Multiply that by 10.

Now the REALLLL REASON we can’t get waste face anymore, is because we have REAL jobs that require us to look decent, not smell like vodka, and show our face at 8am on Monday mornings.   I would like to crawl under my desk, next to my heater, go to sleep and wake up sometime Wednesday afternoon.  

Jack Daniels = 1, Me = 0.