You Can't Make a Hoe a Housewife... or can you?
Many of you may have heard the phrase, “you can’t turn a hoe into a housewife” and I always believed that to be true… until I met my roommate. Let’s just call her Daisy for blowing up the spots- sake. Now Daisy has always been A LOT of fun, a huge partier and has the best, most classic one-night-stand stories I’ve EVER heard in my life. She was the essential single girl, playing the field with more game than I’ve ever seen a guy do. She had 2 real relationships going at the same time along with some other “flavors of the week.” Until I met Miss Daisy, I had really never seen a girl play the field BETTER than a man. And I LOVED her for it! She was so proud of her ability to sleep with guys without feelings and used and abused them like they have done to us for centuries… until she fell off the love tree and hit every stupid branch on the way down. Now this once Hit’em & Quit’em Queen is a huge cheeseball mess, head over heels for only ONE MAN. Some days I can’t believe it happened to her but she is a changed woman and the happiest I’ve ever seen her. So ya see kids, the lesson for today is you really can make a hoe a housewife! Ahh Bless.
Many of you may have heard the phrase, “you can’t turn a hoe into a housewife” and I always believed that to be true… until I met my roommate. Let’s just call her Daisy for blowing up the spots- sake. Now Daisy has always been A LOT of fun, a huge partier and has the best, most classic one-night-stand stories I’ve EVER heard in my life. She was the essential single girl, playing the field with more game than I’ve ever seen a guy do. She had 2 real relationships going at the same time along with some other “flavors of the week.” Until I met Miss Daisy, I had really never seen a girl play the field BETTER than a man. And I LOVED her for it! She was so proud of her ability to sleep with guys without feelings and used and abused them like they have done to us for centuries… until she fell off the love tree and hit every stupid branch on the way down. Now this once Hit’em & Quit’em Queen is a huge cheeseball mess, head over heels for only ONE MAN. Some days I can’t believe it happened to her but she is a changed woman and the happiest I’ve ever seen her. So ya see kids, the lesson for today is you really can make a hoe a housewife! Ahh Bless.
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