Wednesday, September 21, 2011

You're My Roommate - Go Fuck Yourself.



It seems there comes a point in every person's life where they hit their living-with-roommates-limit. Mine, unfortunately was about 3 months ago. I have always played the responsible role when living with others; I pay the bills, make sure the dog is fed/walked, call the landlord, etc. But to be honest, I'M REALLY OVER IT. You are an adult (sorta) in your mid-20's and it's about time you took out the trash, emptied the dishwasher and got a god-damn checking account so you can pay the rent without having ME write the check. Seriously, what is with people not taking responsibility for their own lives? I just really don't understand how young adults can rely on their roommates to do everything all the time. And the worst part- if I decide to boycott a certain chore for few days to see someone else step up - THEY DON'T. WHATtheSHITpeople!?! I think my normally patient personality has taken a detour for cranky-town. I just can't deal with it anymore and am very grateful that in about a month- I won't have to. Yep, that's right- I'm moving out....& in with the boyfriend....which is another post for another day. But the good news is- you can boss your boyfriend around all you want and they will just do it! IF they know what's good for them and they want to get laid again this year. So the moral of the story is - you can have a roommate over the age of 28- ONLY if you are banging them. Time for some wine.
















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