I'm sorry - W-T-F - Chokeslam COMBO high kick

Oh it pains my soul to do this. I love your Britney Spears - sincerely LOVE you and have ALWAYS been a fan, ALWAYS will be!  So I'm sorry to have to write this WTF CHOKESLAM COMBO about your Good Morning America appearance... and it's not even WTF Wednesday... I couldn't wait until tomorrow to post it - shoot me for breaking the rules.  Watch this video, the whole thing, the main dancing parts are in the middle and end... I watched it with my hands on my face through my fingers... eesh...

 

Sigh.   Bless your heart, Britney.  I know you're better than that!  I've been blaming your dancing on your knee injury, your age, etc. but still called it "good" ... I can't very well call that "good."  Especially when you're still calling yourself a dancer... here's what you said to Ryan Seacrest about your new album “It’s, I think, my best work yet. I love the album, I actually listened to it on the way over here. It’s definitely something that you want to work out to. It’s definitely upbeat. Will.i.am’s on the record and I’m a dancer so it’s definitely something I can work with. It’s just really fun, it’s a really really fun record.”  ooooo Brit!  But I can't end this post negatively.... on a positive Britney note, let's take a trip back in time.. 

 ahhh now that was nice... See the difference?  This video looks like the dance wasn't learned 5 minutes before she took the stage... she looked like she wanted to be there... she was wide awake.....  OH BRITNEY!  Don't make me EVER put you back on this side of the blog AGAIN!