Boom Boom Time

Well boys and girls I have some good news... there are only 24 hours left before I get some booty!!! And yes, I am counting down the hours like it's NYE 1999. It has been about 26 days since I have seen my long distance boyfriend and I CANNOT WAIT to get him here and take full advantage of him.

There really is a new special form of patience I've had to learn over the last few months when it comes to waiting for the boom boom. Typically single girls are free to go out and get whatever they want on a Friday or Saturday night and believe me, it doesn't take much effort. But when you are in a relationship you are not supposed to cheat on your man so you have to get it from him when he is AROUND. And if you are dating long distance, this situation becomes a little more tricky.

If there is one thing the ladies and I discuss non-stop it would be doing the dirty dirty. We talk about it everywhere, at all times of day and probably a little louder than we should. But hey, everyone's doing it (or wishes they were).

Well anyway, I forgot where I was even going with this post because I just zoned out for 3 minutes thinking about my guy ripping my clothes off. Sorry, back to the blog. I guess the moral of the story is that there are not too many more exciting things in life then a little roll-around in the hay. It's bomb.com when you have the option to get down & dirty daily, but there is something extra special when you have to wait for it in anticipation. Sometimes having weeks to look forward to it makes it that much more thrilling and exciting the closer it gets.

Now it's time for some pre-boom-boom grooming, so here are a few tips I like to use to get ready for getting naked:

1. If you can't tone it- tan it. AKA get yourself a spray tan, you won't be sorry.

2. If you can, wait 2-3 days to shave your legs (& your junk) then do it the day of for extra silky smoothness. (you get a closer shave the longer your hair is)

3. Use a brand new razor to avoid razor burn (I buy the cheap ones and they work great & I don't fell guilty about tossing them after one use)

4. Don't be shy. The lights don't need to be off, you don't need to cover up the parts of your body you hate - just get NAKED and have fun!! Trust me when I say guys do not give a flying FLIP about your cellulite or spare tire, or any of it! They just want to see your boobs and va-jeanie and go-to-town on you... oh how delightful. You will enjoy the boom boom that much more once you get over all your stupid insecurities. And on that note I have to go get ready to get down.