Oh Winter.

Let’s not kid ourselves…… after the thrill of the holidays we all get stuck with the monotony of the winter season.

Here are a few tips for making the best of the winter blues.

Drink A LOT of alcohol…. Nothing warms you up like vodka going straight down.

Create your own holidays….. Hollywood awards season, The Super Bowl, March Madness….. Celebrate each one with a party! Who cares if you have to work the next day!

Drink everytime Ricky insults a celebrity .... oh wait where did that bottle of vodka go?

Work that fat out…. Nothing will make the sunshiney-ness of spring feel better than sweating the fat off when its cold.

Damn you bitch and your skinny Brazilian abs.

Did I say drink more already? I know I plan on it!

HAPPY FRIDAY BITCHES!