Thursday, August 4, 2011

O Face


Sort of like the pudding face, but definitely doesn’t come from pudding.  It’s the big, elusive O that so many women struggle to find.  My girlfriends and I have discussed orgasms in FULL DETAIL this week and there has been some pretty good conversation made.
 First of all, did you know what orgasms are good for your HEALTH?  According to an article at sexualhealth.com, orgasms relieve tension, help you sleep, boost your immune system and reduce depression among many other healthy perks.  Sign me up, please!

We all know women don't always reach the big O (cough cough - men you need to make sure this happens time to time, k?  Shall we refer back to the PP Spark-less post??)  And ladies, I’m sure all of you also know there are many different levels of orgasms, too.  All are good, but the best kinds are the ones that leave you with a temporary O Face!  You’re shaking from head to toe (literally), you can’t feel your hands or feet, and even your lips go numb.  Now THAT is something to make you feel good about even if you do look like a moron sporting the less than sexy O Face = o ! 

I could go on and on about this subject but I’m getting too hot and bothered to continue writing, so I’ll end with a quote to live by:

“An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.” – Mae West (smart lady)


1 comment:

  1. don't forget the claw hand...classic big "o" side effect :)

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